the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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