Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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