grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You need Xanax blowdarts
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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