But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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