North Korea, Best Korea!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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