Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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