so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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