What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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