is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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