i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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