I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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