dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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