Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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