I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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