I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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