I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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