Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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