quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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