It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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