3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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