Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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