he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Randomize
