jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I don't think brook has ever known best
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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