Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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