I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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