No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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