margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
nutella sex= disaster
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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