hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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