this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
two words...techno handjob
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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