why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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