the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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