All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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