Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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