It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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