Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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