So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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