Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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