Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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