so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize