And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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