That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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