Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
