areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair