My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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