Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?