just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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