Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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