i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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