apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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