She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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