I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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