So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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