so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
