so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You can't motorboat a personality
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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