Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She's the barista slut.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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