you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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