two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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