Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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