That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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