I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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