they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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